Chat with Paul from March 18th 2004
Hi
Jill: Hi, looks like we're a little early!
yeah good aswell cos i just had to reinstall
internet explorer and braodband modem...
so you looking forward to the chat?
have oyu prerared loads of questions?
Jill: No, I usually just sit and read!
oh i havent either ;-)
if everyones like this....
Jill: we're in for a good night!
where u from jill?
[Thu Mar 18 20:39:20 GMT+01:00 2004] Ruth
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hey ruth
i' from delft jill
how are you webmistress?
did you go to any of the gigs on last tour?
Ruth: Having dreadful trouble with my
internet so if I disappear you know why
Ruth: Yes. Shepherds Bush and Cambridge
oh i had troubles too earlier..i had to
reinstall i.e. and modem...meninblack curese
eh?
Jill: I went to the Manchester gig, it was
fantastic
i' going to haarlem :-)
Jill: I wish I was......
Ruth: Is that you Maaike?
ruth do you want me to copy and paste for
the transcript too incase we get kicked out?
yeah
it' meeee
Ruth: Yes please I'd be grateful if you
could email it to me after
haarlem is only 40 miles orso from here
sure unless i get kicked out too
not sure what to ask paul actually, totally
unprepared....
Jill: maybe he could ask us lot questions
Ruth: Well there are no taboo subjects
although Paul reserves the right not to
answer
hmm like whats his new perfume everyones on
about in the guestbook? he always smells
nice...!
Jill: fantastic
[Thu Mar 18 20:47:00 GMT+01:00 2004]
Webweaver has no profile.
which ones your fave?
Webweaver: See what I mean?
hi webweaver?
h ruth?
Webweaver: It's Ruth
do you have broadband yet R?
Webweaver: This is gonna drive me nuts
[Thu Mar 18 20:47:59 GMT+01:00 2004] orelia:
in black...what else?
Webweaver: Yes with BT but it's down and
they have no idea when it will be up again
last year i ws in a chatroom all alone and
everyone was chatting too, was like being in
a parrallel universe...weird!
Webweaver: Hi Orelia
i couldnt see them and they couldnt see me,
but we were there....spooky or what?
Hi
Webweaver: Computers!!!!!!!
orelia: Hi, just a bit **** because my cat
is having babies
ahhh
can i have one?
orelia orelia: very interesting indeed
Webweaver: haven't you already got one?
cats? 2
orelia orelia: Ok, the black one or the grey
one?
grey pleaee
orelia orelia: pew !!! that's digusting
mine are very old, 16 and 9 almost so
getting on a bit
hows your job Ruth? last time we spoke you
didnt have one?
[Thu Mar 18 20:53:22 GMT+01:00 2004] PAUL:
IS THE WAY I LOOK FROM THE SIDE
[Thu Mar 18 20:53:29 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth
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Hey
it' the way i look form the side!
ruth: Hi Paul
PAUL: HULLO....
orelia: orelia hi Paul
you're early!
still unprerared....
PAUL: HI TO YOU ALL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
HHAHAH
ruth: are you complaining Maaike?
me? nooo
PAUL: YES I NORMALLY LIKE TO COME LATE
paul how was the tour?
hehe
PAUL: FANTASTIC
Jill: so Paul, when can we see the Faith
Band at Wigan???
[Thu Mar 18 20:54:56 GMT+01:00 2004] Phil J:
Some say 'Awesome', others... er, don't
PAUL: HI PHIL
ruth: Hi Phil.
Phil J: hello everybody!
PAUL: ERM THE FAITHBAND ARE DESPERATE TO GIG
BUT ME IS VERY BUSY
leaving for koln tomorrow?
ruth: made it then?
hi phil
PAUL: NO SATURDAY
might vcome over
PAUL: YES RUTHIE BABIE I MADE IT
[Thu Mar 18 20:56:03 GMT+01:00 2004]
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ruth: not you, Phil
PAUL: YO HANNAH
Phil J: my god ... I'm confused already!
turbohannah: ok, i am here, the party can
start
phil is this your 1st one?
PAUL: MMM
PAUL: ONLY A MINUTE TO GO
turbohannah: yes, so anyway my car is sick
PAUL: LIKE VOMITING
PAUL: LIKE VOMITING
turbohannah: and i managed to smash a
headlamp whilst stickybeaking thru the hotel
window
turbohannah: and the clutch died
[Thu Mar 18 20:57:17 GMT+01:00 2004] Cheryl
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Phil J: So, appart from being shattered, how
r u Paul? Yes.... it's my first DUTCHess.
orelia: orelia ok , i'm back, have I missed
something?
turbohannah: but this is all irrelevant to
the discussion iin progress
Hi Cheryl
[Thu Mar 18 20:57:29 GMT+01:00 2004] HB has
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turbohannah: paul, i hear you are in a band,
is this true?
PAUL: I AM ERM RESTING AFTER GETTING A COLD
ON MONDAY.............SAY AAHHH
phil good luck then..youll need it ;-)
Phil J: +AAAHHHHHHHH!
ahhhh
turbohannah: oh, paul is someone looking
after you?
PAUL: HI CHERYL XX
hows Moe?
turbohannah: hey, cheryl, r u back in aus?
PAUL: YES MY FAITHFUL DOG MOE
Cheryl: Hi Paul, Hi everyone
turbohannah: yes, how is moe? why doesnt it
(he? she?) come to gigs?
yes how is he?
[Thu Mar 18 20:58:37 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth1
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PAUL: THANKS HE IS GRAND
Phil J: Hi Chezza!
turbohannah: my dog plays the tambourine
Jill: Paul, what sort of buzz do you get
from doing a gig where we're all going mad?
ruth1: hi chez
orelia: It's all about cats and dogs
Phil J: My Dog has no brain......
PAUL: PHIL VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE
GRAPHIC
turbohannah: my dog has a human brian
turbohannah: brian .... hahahaha ok, brain,
even
PAUL: SO WHAT KIND OF BRAIN DO U HAVE H
ruth/webwaever/ruth1...
Phil J: GRAPHIC ????
turbohannah: well, lemme see
turbohannah: a man's one
PAUL: ERM I'LL XPLAIN LATER
turbohannah: all i can think of is beer,
footie and breasticles
so paul whats that new perfume everyones
talking about?
turbohannah: oh, he has always smelled
divine
PAUL: ERM IT IS NINO CERRUTI ACTUALLY
turbohannah: it has been attributed to his
hair products but he says it is perfume
PAUL: NOW THEN NOW THEN
turbohannah: maybe it is just his natural
aura?
PAUL: THANK HANNAH
turbohannah: yes, thank me
PAUL: THAT IS THANKS
turbohannah: no, thank me again, it makes me
happy
hows brighton?
Phil J: So, what do you think of the tour so
far??????
PAUL: ARE U IN AUS CHERYL
turbohannah: do it louder and faster, just
in case i didnt hear it
orelia Orelia: paul , how's the rest of the
band? JJ...
Cheryl: It' been great seeing you on Tv and
hearing you on the radio Paul.
PAUL: BRIGHTON IS GORGEOUS
Cheryl: No, Yorkshire - close ;-)
[Thu Mar 18 21:01:41 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth2
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turbohannah: yes, chez, r u in oz? i'm gonna
be in sydney on april 23rd
ruth2????
turbohannah: well i wont offer to meet you
for coffee, chezza, then
PAUL: OK ERM THE TOUR HAS BEEN AWESOME AND
EVERYONE IS A O K
Phil J: She has multiple personalities!
ruth2: yes we'll be Ruth 100 by the end of
this
[Thu Mar 18 21:02:26 GMT+01:00 2004] Rattus:
Male, age 42, Holland
turbohannah: dude, this ruth 100 business
sounds right up my alleyway
Phil J: Did JJ fancy Lorraine Kelly or
what!?!?!?!
Cheryl: Are you able to rest this week or
too busy?
PAUL: DID U NJOY THE TOUR FOLKS
you think it helped norfolk coast sales? the
tour i mean i heard was sold out?
Rattus: Hai
HB: Hi everyone. Paul, any news on the
Jonathon Woss show?
PAUL: I AM RESTING NOW..ISH!!
I still have to go to a gig :-(
turbohannah: we loved the tour
Cheryl: It was fantastic - not over yet -
I'l be in Berlin next week :-)
Phil J: MATE, THE TOUR WAS FAB ... LOOKIN'
FORWARD TO SEEING MORE LATER IN THE YEAR!
turbohannah: looking forward to stalking
youse thru Europe
PAUL: NOT YET BUT WE WILL BE ON THE RADIO 2
B PLAYLIST FROM MON
turbohannah: dont talk in caps, it is for
VIPs only
HB: Great album, great tour.
ruth2: don't SHOUT phil
PAUL: MANY THANKS AND I KNOW JJ JET DAVE AND
BAZ FEEL THE SAME
turbohannah: ok, so this place in
osnabrueck, is it really 250 capacity?
turbohannah: oh dave feels a-ok
Rattus: hai duches how is live in Holland
cold!
PAUL: DONT ASK ME ABOUT VENUE SIZEZ
Rattus: still raining
haarlem is sold out!
HB: Paul, are we going to get some
unreleased tracks with LBV?
PAUL: TOO MUCH INFO HANNAH
ruth2: when can we get the faithband out on
the road paul
turbohannah: i was kidding, pam is always
too close
Cheryl: Any chance of Faithband gigs before
end May - you know I would ask this ;-)
PAUL: ERM THERE ARE A FEW BUT NOT SURE WOT
WE'LL DO WITH EM
Rattus: I told you so, still waiting for my
tickets
ruth2: thanks cheryl
PAUL: AHAHAHA..............
rattus= evert?
turbohannah: oh is paris sold out, too, cos
i can't seem to find tickets on the web and
i am thinking i shall have to stand outside
in the rain screaming 'i caint seeee' like
at hmv in brum
Rattus: exact
ha hi evert
Rattus: hai Maike
Paul i really love to come this time!
PAUL: ERM THE FAITHBAND ARE REHEARSING IN
APRIL BUT I ALSO HAVE TO TEACH AT BIMM
Cheryl: Is that no then or maybe?
PAUL: TIME IS VERY HARD TO FIND CURRENTLY
ruth2: will rich and brad be available
before may?
ís the rest still away with waterboys?
PAUL: ERM NOT SURE WHEN BUT I KNOW WHERE!!!
Jill: Has your hand recovered?
PAUL: RICH IS AWAY YES
Phil J: Will the videos for Big Thing Coming
& Peaches ever see the light of day????
PAUL: ERM I THINK IT HAS
PAUL: WE HOPE SO MAYBE ON A DVD
[Thu Mar 18 21:07:28 GMT+01:00 2004] Karen
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Phil J: Funky!
that would be great!
ruth2: doesn't look like paula's phones
working so she told me to say hi
Karen: At last! Hello everyone, hello Paul.
[Thu Mar 18 21:07:53 GMT+01:00 2004] chezza
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PAUL: YEAH WE NEVER GOT IT ON MTV BUT THEN
WE NEVER REALLY TRIED
don' tell me ruth...bt as well?
Rattus: hello karen
ruth2: have you had trouble too karen?
HB: Paul, if you bring the Faith Band to
Sunderland again you'll have to heck my
schedule. I always seem to be away!!
Thu Mar 18 21:08:06 GMT+01:00 2004] turbohan
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so how about TOTPS
PAUL: WOT IS HECK
chezza: I missed my answer - no or maybe?
got thrown out
Karen: Yes! Something kept trying to install
itself on my PC after I clicked CHAT
turbohan: who is thrown out of where?
HB: Sorry, check!!
turbohan: kazzzzaaaaaaaaa ... did he wait
for you?
PAUL: OK
turbohan: or did he call you?
turbohan: yes, that game thing?
Karen: no
Phil J: Thought you sounded great on Ross'
radio show! Did you enjoy all that stuff???
everyones is being kicked out/around
tonite...
turbohan: no one called you?
Karen: hello Rattus...?
PAUL: YES THAT WAS EXCELLENT
Karen: no han
turbohan: i am in the process of writing an
application for the school where wossy's
kids go ... lets all wish me best of british
luck
PAUL: ROSSY IS A TOP GUY
woss?
PAUL: YEAH LIKE WOSSUP
i saw him on top gear quite funny how he
drives...
Karen: ruth: are we copying the chat
ourseleves?
PAUL: GOOD LUCK HANNAH
turbohan: thanks, Paul! Knew I could count
on your every good wish.
Phil J: By the way ... big up on breaking
the top 40 mate!
paul which is your fave track on pressure
and norfolk coast and which ones did you
write apart from mine all mine...
PAUL: TA VERY MUCH AND THANK ALL OF U WHO
HELPED US
chezza: Were you surprised about the chart
place for BTC?
[Thu Mar 18 21:10:51 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth1
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HB: Paul, are there any plans to reintroduce
Faith Band merchandise via the website?
turbohan: yes, I am ordering 10 copies of
Veil into every single record store in
brisbane and Sydney and and buying the lot
Phil J: Hee Hee Heeeee
chezza: Are you at home Hannah?
PAUL: THUOGHT IT MAY B A BIT HIGHER
Jill: Is the album still in the charts
ruth1: yes there is although stock is low
PAUL: OOPS
turbohan: yes, do it higher, and faster
PAUL: DUNNO
Karen: so did we after buying at least 3
copies each
i bought one of each...
turbohan: i am in my london home, but i am
going to aus for a month on the 7th
turbohan: after going to europe
chezza: I thought higher too - no one seems
sure if internet sales count or not.
PAUL: ERM MERCHANDISE IS V EXPENSIVE SO I
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
turbohan: to see this band called the
stranglers, you may have heard of them
HB: Getting onto the Radio 2 playlist is
good. BTC suffered from lack of airplay.
turbohan: so kazza, is the thought
subsiding?
PAUL: NET SALES DONT COUNT WHICH I FIND
WEIRD
Phil J: Gotta ask ....... all in all were
you happy with the promotion of the single ?
Karen: what thought?
get merchandise preordered and payed for in
advance thenbuy them???
ruth1: tell us about the new faith projects
in the pipeline
chezza: n
PAUL: ERM WELL WE HAD AHIT SO YES
turbohan: rooms
turbohan: mingers
Karen: no!
turbohan: ok, well just think it even more
turbohan: harder and faster
Jill: BTC is a hit with my 2 year old. He
keeps asking what the big thing is and when
is it coming!
hannah calm down!
PAUL: WELL I WANT TO FILM THE BAND AS A 5 PC
AND WE ARE CURRENTLY COMPILING MY OLD VIDEO
FOOTAGE FROM AROUND THE WORLD
turbohan: calm down? dude, this doesnt
happen very often, without the help of major
tranquilisers
PAUL: OOOER MISSUS
orelia: orelia paul how come we don't really
hear about the stranglers in France? I saw
JJ on TV and ... nothing else So...?
Phil J: Is it wierd for you having a big
corporation like EMI controlling things,
where previously you've had more control? If
you see what I mean...
PAUL: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
LOBOTOMY........................ONLY JESTING
turbohan: we dont hear about them in the UK
as much as we should
turbohan: oh paul, say it again, it is so
great to hear, say it louder
chezza: video - to release on DVD?
PAUL: IT HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL GETTING BACK
TO A MAJOR
HB: Who decided on LBV as the new single? I
think it's an excellent choice.so whens the
next one;-)
single i mean
chezza: Paul - do you kow about the Soul
Alive from Mandeville on the JCR comp CD and
have you heard it?
PAUL: I THINK EMI AND OUR MANAGEMENT
[Thu Mar 18 21:15:34 GMT+01:00 2004] Eddy
Burnel: Stranglers fan
ruth1: april 12 i believe
i looked and can' preored this one tho
PAUL: NO I HAV NOT ACTUALLY
ruth1: is that right paul?
ruth1: It is in the post Paul
chezza: It' good!
what they covered the song or they called
themselves soul alive?
Phil J: King Solomons Mines ????
[Thu Mar 18 21:16:44 GMT+01:00 2004] Deadly
Doug Ellis has no profile.
chezza: No M. It' the faithband live at
stoke mandeville or one track anyway
phil where did your inspiration for the
pressure cover come from?
ah with you now....birthday gurl/...
turbohan: my dog is called solomon and he
plays the tambourine
[Thu Mar 18 21:17:44 GMT+01:00 2004] PAUL
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hi again
PAUL: ME WENT OUT THEN SORRY
ruth1: having probs?
Eddy Burnel: Paul, why were you so angry
leading up to the intro to Lost Control at
Nottingham, or is that just a way of working
yourself up for the song???
Karen: need your mac dontcha?
PAUL: YES CANT GET MY WHITES WHITE
paul do you love the teaching?
PAUL: EDDY IT IS PART OF THE SONG MATE....IT
IS ABOUT ANGER MANAGEMENT
turbohan: didnt someone spit on you? i
mean., that'd be thoroughtly mad making
Karen: Fantastic song - my 2nd fave; you
were quite scary
chezza: You probably already answered this
but I missed it - what happened to your
hand?
PAUL: IT STILL HAPPENS VERY OCCASIONALLY BUT
WE SORT IT !!!
Phil J: Various places really ..... it just
came together in a muzzy haze. There was
quite alot of artwork done... you never
know, you might get to see more :0)
Eddy Burnel: you looked mega angry, the air
around you changed colour.
PAUL: CRACKED A BONE IN BELGRADE
chezza: doing what?
hit a wall?
PAUL: HAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT I THOUGHT
EVERYBODY GOT IT
PAUL: NO HIT A VAN
Thu Mar 18 21:20:20 GMT+01:00 2004]
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PAUL: I DONT LIKE VANS MUCH
turbohann: yeah i prefer converse or airwalk
myself
orelia: what went wrong with your van
you also broke your toe last year? how did
you get to walk to do peaches vid?
PAUL: NO LOST CONTROL IS A HIGHLIGHT IN THE
SET
PAUL: ERM I AM ALWAYS BREAKING SOMETHING
Phil J: Tucker's Grave at Shep. Bush was
awesome!
turbohann: yeah so bee in the boner ... is
that uncomfortable, like?
PAUL: CONVERSE ARE COOL BUT THE LOD VANS ARE
THE BEST
PAUL: THATS OLD
PAUL: NOT LOD BUT LOD ONES ARE COOL TOO
turbohann: dude, old is the key to the
success of many a band
Eddy Burnel: Has JJ given up singing or will
he still treat us to the Raven occaisonaly
in the future?
PAUL: YES BUT NOT OLD TRAINERS
what did you have for dinner?
Phil J: Jet's old ... hence the boys are so
good! just to change subject...
Karen: that's my question Dutchess!!!
turbohann: he went thru a stage of singing,
like was it last year or the one before
PAUL: NO NO I ALWAYS TELL HIM TO SING SO YOU
WILL HAVE TO WAIT
turbohann: well maybe he could be convinced
if he were promised nubile wenches after
each show?
karen ask him what's he drinking
Deadly Doug Ellis: And walk on by cracking
keyboard sol from Mr G
PAUL: WERE ALL OLD 257 I THINK OR SOMEWHERE
THERE
turbohann: cos i know a few of them
[Thu Mar 18 21:23:27 GMT+01:00 2004] Rattus
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Karen: so are the fans old tho
orelia: orelia :ask him again and again
until he says ok ok i'll do it
turbohann: am i old?
PAUL: YES DAVE LOVES TO PLAY THAT ONE
Phil J: Are there any Strangler's songs you
haven't sung yet that you'd like to
......School Maam for instance?
turbohann: i feel youn g
PAUL: OH ALRIGHT THEN
2000 fans ave 38 ermmmm
PAUL: ERM NOT S M BUT I THINK LIKE TRAMP
chezza: I prefer you singing actually.
turbohann: dude, school maam is too long and
slow and drawn out, the audience would be
asleep
turbohann: oh tramp s the best
PAUL: SOULS
Phil J: yeah .. tramp b good!
turbohann: souls, now that would be nice
Karen: Tramp is excellent
paul which are your songs on nc?
turbohann: what about the mad hatter
turbohann: dooo wapwap dooo wap
Karen: ooo, no han
Rattus: Just listening Paul singing the
Raven think it' great
PAUL: NONO NOT MAD HATTER DONT LIKE IT
Karen: Ha!
turbohann: but we could be onto something,
like a barbershop quintet, doing the doo
wapwaps
Rattus: Sorry it' JJ
turbohann: doooooooooooooo wap
PAUL: DONE RAVEN I LOVE IT TOO
turbohann: yes, it is specially good when
the audience screams the tune over the top
PAUL: HATE BARBERSHOP
do you play all of ncoast on this tour?
Eddy Burnel: What about re-vamping the
'banana method' for the twats that still
spit/chuck stuff at you?
Phil J: Has JJ got that Triumph T-shirt
permanently superglued to himself????
HB: It must be pretty hard deciding on a set
list from all the available material?
turbohann: no he chucked it at a nubile
wench in nottingham
PAUL: CELERY LASTS LONGER AND HURTS MORE (I
THINK)
chezza: It must stink!
turbohann: dude, talk from experience, none
of this 'i think' melarchy
PAUL: NOT FIRE SANFTE OR DUTCH
orelia: just thinking paul your french is
...interesting, for what i've heard so far
nur sanfte kuss
turbohann: salad bowling
turbohann: ooohhh, i made up a new bit to
sanfter kuss
PAUL: YOU MEAN POIS INSTEAD OF PAS
turbohann: on boira beaucoup du vin/ puis on
fumera des joints/mais si tu as fatigue/ je
te baisserais
PAUL: DOES IT RHYME WITH PUS HANNAH
[Thu Mar 18 21:27:31 GMT+01:00 2004] Deadly
Doug Ellis: Brummie
turbohann: does what rhyme with pus?
HB: Would you like to do another convention
next year Paul?
turbohann: u talking about the puis pas
petit pas?
PAUL: YOUR NEW BIT IN SANFTE
turbohann: like then thru little steps, i
love that playn on words
[Thu Mar 18 21:28:05 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth
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turbohann: aand the allitertion
turbohann: yes, it does rhyme with pus
at least ruth is persistant ;-)
PAUL: YES TOO MUCH LITTER ON THE STREETS
THESE DAYS
ruth: i don't give up easily
Rattus: Paul why just one gig in Holland?
PAUL: NO SHE DONT
did you save much of this yet ruth?
turbohann: but the last two lines rhyme with
'gay' cos i had tov change the ending to
agree with the first person singular, i.e
the singer be doing the fucking, not the
person being sung to
[Thu Mar 18 21:28:58 GMT+01:00 2004] chezza
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ruth: none at all
turbohann: and jj liked it
PAUL: NO XPETIVES PLEASE
ruth: hope you have M
PAUL: XPLETIVES................!!!
turbohann: dude, you;re the one who uses
them on the stage when there are under agers
present
will you go to america and oz and japan
maybe ? on tour
turbohann: now, that is really naughty
Rattus: Its allready sold out , could not
get any thickets
i have ruth!
Deadly Doug Ellis: Who decides what venues
are to be played
PAUL: THEY SHOULDNT B THERE
ruth: lifesaver
PAUL: OUR AGWET
turbohann: dude, the dudes who organised the
damned and dcreatures tours are onto
creating a schedule for japan and oz and nz
to forward to emi
Karen: Agwet??
orelia:orelia who told you there were no
under agers among us?
PAUL: NO NOT OUR AGWET HE IS ON
HOLIDAY...........OUERAGENT
PAUL: OOOOOO........................AGENT
turbohann: outragent
PAUL: NOONE
looking forward to the next leg of the tour
turbohann: but is there really a tour in the
uk, it looks like just festivals
turbohann: mud and tents
PAUL: KIDS SHOULD NOT BE AT BIG SMELLY NOISY
GIGS..........................
turbohann: how else r they gonna get
educated, then?
PAUL: SO IM STAYING HOME NEXT TOUR
turbohann: rely on their teachers at school?
Phil J: I'm staying in the B&B next to the
castle in Rochester ... marvellous!!!
HB: Big smelly noisy people should be at
gigs.
PAUL: YES
chezza: Well so am I then;-)
ruth: thats your job H god help
them............only joking
PAUL: HAHAHA
turbohann: dude, maybe this is why i can't
hold down a job, then?
how was working with UB40?
turbohann: yeah are they real stoners, man?
Jill: what age do you consider appropriate
to attend a gig
turbohann: 12 is good
PAUL: THEY WERE BRILLIANT AND SO WERE OUR
PUNTERS AS USUAL
chezza: BTC is being to adevertise the rugby
isn' it - this did come out of meeting the
team on the UB40 tour?
HB: I take it the Madonna support rumour is
rubbish?
and looking forward to red hot chili peppers
thing?
Phil J: My brother caused you to cock-up
Always the Sun in Plymouth!!! Sorry about
that!
turbohann: what, not the clacker bit?
turbohann: you can't ruin that bit
turbohann: shame on the face of your brother
PAUL: WELL IT IS NOT FOR ME TO SAY I AM NOT
THIER PARENT BUT WHEN THEY ARE NOT IN DANGER
OF DEAFNESS OR BEING TRAMPLED
i heard btc on a bbc ad for beautiful night
on may 1st doe sit mean the strangs will be
there?
Phil J: I beat him with a very big stick!
Rattus: my son puts in earcaps
[Thu Mar 18 21:34:23 GMT+01:00 2004] Mabus
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PAUL: LOOKING 4WARD TO CHILLIES GIG
chezza: don' think so M
PAUL: COOL EARCAPS ARE GRAND
[Thu Mar 18 21:34:52 GMT+01:00 2004] Phil:
Getting lost in Nottingham
Rattus: he visits the first gig at age 9 and
enjoys its still
i always wear earplugs too...
ruth: hi phil
Phil: ola
Jill: maybe you could do a gig just for the
kids
Phil J: Pressure Sensitive was a blinding
album!!! Wrong Connection awesome! I trust
we can expect more in the future???
turbohann: as long as they actually want to
be there
ruth: earplugs! Life's too short
Karen: exactly ruth!
orelia: orelia, red hot were good 10 years
ago, i remember them playing just after
rollins band, and they were quite boring
that night..;
chezza: Are more wrong conncections going to
be made?
PAUL: SOMETIMES U SEE A KIDDIE AND THEY LOOK
TERRIFIED AND SOMTIMES THE PARENTS LEAVE EM
AT THE SIDE AND GO INTO THE MOSH AND THEY
LOOK KIND OF LOST
turbohann: dude, like the wigles or high
five, maybe youse could all dress up in a
colour other than black, opk black isnt a
colour, but a tone, but still, yeah donn
pretty costumes and use more gestures
Phil J: Another Phil ... this is gonna get
confusing!!!!
turbohann: sometimes the parents put them
right at the front next to the barrier and
hget angry at the people behind them for
squashing them
Mabus: Any news on the Free Festival in
Newcastle?
turbohann: and all i can say is, why dont
you put your kid in the middle of the m4 and
yell at the cars
theres a link in our guestbook..did you put
it there mabus?
PAUL: I USEDTO REALLY LIKE THE PEPPERS
DURING LIKE ..MOTHERS MILK AND THIS IS THE
CHILLIES....ETC
HB: My youngsters slept through the whole
set at the convention a few years back.
Still don;t know how they did that!
Rattus: Paul singing always the sun the
crown yells wen you hit the woolds how
comes?
turbohann: cos it was late?
[Thu Mar 18 21:37:15 GMT+01:00 2004] Eddy
Burnel2: Stranglers Fan
turbohann: cos kids need sleep when it is
late?
chezza: Don' you like then now. I love
Californication.
turbohann: cos it is tradition
i worked for the chillies when they were
wearing only socks and not on their feet!
that was scary!
PAUL: I GET PUT OFF QUITE EASILY SORRY GOT
TO YUO EVENTUALLY
PAUL: YOU!!!
turbohann: dude, everyone was into the
chillies when i was at secondary school ...
i never got into them, maybe cos i was
listening to old vinyls
Eddy Burnel2: Have you ever considered
playing longer sets? Like 2.5 hrs to fit
more songs in?
PAUL: WHO ARE OLD VINYLS...............FOLK
ROCK PERHAPS
PAUL: YO REG
turbohann: yeah and have a snake charming
belly dancer in between?
turbohann: that'd be grand
orelia: orelia chillies really lack energy,
getting old ????
turbohann: frank zappa, now that is folk
turbohann: and dinah moe hum
turbohann: dude, you didnt name your pooch
after that feral zappa song did you?
PAUL: NO WE COULD NOT DO THAT EDDY WE ARE
ALL ABOUT ENERGY AND U WOULD LOSE THAT OVER
2.5 HOURS
paul between strangls and faith is there
still time for santana?
[Thu Mar 18 21:39:17 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth1
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Paul (Reg): evening Paul and everybody else
hi paul l
[Thu Mar 18 21:39:32 GMT+01:00 2004] Phil C
has no profile.
ruth1: hi
turbohann: oh santana, hahaha what ever
happened to lvs, i had forgotten bout them
Karen: hi reg
PAUL: OH YES DUTCH
[Thu Mar 18 21:39:40 GMT+01:00 2004] cheryl
again has no profile.
i havent been kicked out yet..knock on wood
PAUL: NJOY T'TOUR REG
Eddy Burnel2: could you do two sets in an
evening with, say, an hours break??
ruth1: please don't tempt fate M
Rattus: kicked out twice
turbohann: hi karen, nice to see you here
Rattus: sofar
turbohann: oh karen, is that you i can see?
Karen: Hi! Thanks Han ;o)#
Paul (Reg): tour was excellent especially
Glasgow
PAUL: WE TRIED IT ONCE BUT ONE OUT OF 5
DIDNT WANT TO DO IT SO WE LEFT IT ....BUT
ACOUSTICALLY IT WORKS
turbohann: karen, how great that you are
here with us on this very special occasion
which was your fave gig paul
PAUL: WOLVES AND MANCHESTER
and why?
cheryl again: why?
Jill: correct
cheryl again: why?
Jill: correct
PAUL: CAMBRIDGE WAS COOL TOO
ruth1: sbe was fantastic
turbohann: lemme ask, too why?
turbohann: what are we asking why about?
cheryl again: I liked sheffield best
Eddy Burnel2: You mean like at SBE with the
acoustic set first?? I guess Jet wasn't into
that...I mean two electric sets, cup of tea
and a cake inbetween sets
turbohann: sbe was radness
Phil J: OK .... which was the worst????
Rattus: And why?
Deadly Doug Ellis: yeah wolvo was great
coming from a Brummie
turbohann: i was nearly dead from excitement
beforehand
turbohann: i was screaming at all the people
selling tickets on the street
PAUL: THATS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER BUT I
FELT GOOD AND MY PERFORMANCE WAS GOOD ...THE
FANS WERE MEGA ON EVERY NIGHT
Paul (Reg): best tour for ages
turbohann: we were pretty good
Jill: dug yourself out of that hole Paul
were these bigger venues than before nc?
Mabus: Probably been said but Norfolk Coast
is an excellent collection of songs
PAUL: YES EDDY .............SORRY GETTIN
LOST A BIT .................ERM THE
WORST....NO SUCH THING
Deadly Doug Ellis: How come you droppd
Hanging midway through the tour
PAUL: THANKS
JILL.....................PHHHEEEEEEEW
turbohann: what??? they did hanging?
must need a show or two to get up to top
speed...
PAUL: ERM WE MOVED MINE ALL MINE TO THAT
SLOT
Deadly Doug Ellis: it was played at Wolvo
[Thu Mar 18 21:44:07 GMT+01:00 2004] ruth2:
getting really peed off
turbohann: karen parfitt, might i add that
seeing you here is a real pleasure?
poor ruthie
Karen: good choice - have a new one
Paul (Reg): and glasgow
Phil J: and what an excellenty penned song
that is!!!!
ruth2: what is?
whatsit about? mine all mine?
PAUL: WHY THANKYOU WE PREFER THE LIVE
ORIGINAL VERSION ACTUALLY
Eddy Burnel2: Did you drink all (4 I think)
bottles of Sol on stage at nottingham??? i
was second row from barriers getting crushed
and couldn't breath much...kept focused on
the sol though.
Paul (Reg): should of been a single ?
there's still time?
turbohann: good idea, mis the newer with the
older for the final curtain call
turbohann: although i ws convinced that
youse'd be reappearing after nmh
Jill: when is your next webchat planned for?
turbohann: just to hunour us, like, see?
Phil J: It's more up tempo than the album
version...?
PAUL: YES REG ERM NO EDDY ME DONT DRINK
PERFORMING IS ME DRUG
Eddy Burnel2: who's was the SOL then? left
over from haircut band?
PAUL: MINE IS ABOUT THE CURRENY US
ADMINISTRATION TRYING TO POLARISE THE EAST
AND WEST
PAUL: BAZ'S
PAUL: SORRY THE CURRENT US ........
turbohann: dude, i was gonna say the same
thing about mine all mine
Paul (Reg): the intro of "Long Black Vail"
did you nick a bit back from Elastica ?
Mabus: Any idea what songs will be on the
Long Black Veil single?
turbohann: i got it in a nutshell, analysing
nature that i have
Phil J: say it anyway!
like lost control and i dont agree?
turbohann: ohhh lost control
turbohann: euston road
Phil J: don't start!!!
PAUL: IT IS WIOERD COS BUSH HAS ALMOST
COPIED THE LYRIC WITH HIS OUTRAGEOUS NEW
VOTE BEGGING FLICK
ruth2: next webchat........when internet
works...grrrrr
Phil J: wierd !
[Thu Mar 18 21:47:21 GMT+01:00 2004]
stevewritteninred has no profile.
turbohann: westway, marylebone flyover,
euston rod, pentonville rod
PAUL: OH GOD WEIRD!!!
turbohann: hink honk
cheryl again: a closet stranglers fan
sue him for copyright!
Eddy Burnel2: What do you reckon to Baz's
sound level? I was at Sheffield and
Nottingham and couldn't really hear him
apart from solos in GB, WOB
stevewritteninred: Hi all, just made it what
a day
PAUL: HAHAHA..............
Phil J: you ok out there Ruthie????
PAUL: I KNOW WOT U MEAN ED
Karen: hi steve
turbohann: and karen, r u orright as well?
Karen: bless
PAUL: HI STEVE....IS DAT U MY OLD ROADY
HAHAHA
paul u been to new guinea yet? still going?
PAUL: NO BUT STILL HAVE PLANS
Eddy Burnel2: so who's responsible for a low
level sound Baz guitar?? I bet his amps all
go to 11
stevewritteninred: my old roady???
Karen: Paul: change of subject - do you live
near the sea now? as in walking distance?
PAUL: I HAVE TEN MINUTES PEOPLE AND THEN
MUST TURN INTO A TOFU BURGER
tofu?
[Thu Mar 18 21:50:00 GMT+01:00 2004] chezza
has no profile.
hey ozzie
Mabus: LBV Trackilst please??
PAUL: 3 MILES TO THE SEA.....SORRY STEVE I
THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE E;SE
Phil J: How much material have you got for
the next Faith album ??? (if any??)
[Thu Mar 18 21:50:28 GMT+01:00 2004] HB has
no profile.
Karen: lucky u
chezza: ... and when might we hear it?
PAUL: ABOUT 6 /7 SONGS AND THREE
INSTRUMENTALS
Karen: talking of aftershave...
paul have you gone vegetarian ...
stevewritteninred: You met me briefly in
Bath last year at one of JJ's listening
soirees, the one with John Robb
Phil J: Not turn literally into a tofu
burger ???? That would make for an
interesting superhero!
turbohann: and pheremones
nico cerruti karen
Jill: do you think we'll ever get JJ's track
about frogs crossing the road on cd?
Phil J: My other half Julie sends kisses,
Paul!!!!
turbohann: no, it is pheremones
[Thu Mar 18 21:51:43 GMT+01:00 2004]
Ruth199: homicidal
poor webmistress
turbohann: dude, i thought it was about
frogs shagging?
PAUL: THSTEVE HI MATE...................NOT
A VEGGY ME O NO I LOVE FISH ACTUALLY
turbohann: like snapper?
turbohann: oops, wrong person
stevewritteninred: Any truth in the
Glastonbury rumour?
Jill: my mother sends a hug, and I won't say
what I send!
Phil J: Wa-Hey!
turbohann: sorryyyyy!!!!!
and you go fishing a lot now you live on the
coast?
PAUL: OOOOER
PAUL: NO
turbohann: dude, thats well rude, like there
could be underagers on this chat
like u hannah?
turbohann: what rumour is that? that someone
will be rolling a spliff there?
PAUL: HI TO PHILS OTHER HALF
turbohann: no, i am over age
PAUL: FOR WOT
Eddy Burnel2: must say, most impressed with
your singing and stage persona these days,
Paul....how about shaking more hands in the
front rows though during gigs?
turbohann: although i do know someone twice
my age
turbohann: dude, shaking hands is so
condescending
Phil J: you don't know where that hands
been!
turbohann: and sweaty
athens should be weird gig so close to the
olympics, or are you guys opening?
PAUL: ITS A TIME THING MATE I REALLY DO
LURVE EVERYONE ....DID I NEVER SURF OVER
YOUR HEAD
turbohann: although if the sweat is mixed
with el nino cherroot scent ...
Rattus: Yes Dutch that would be great
Jill: oh yes, and what a moment that was!
Eddy Burnel2: yep, you've been over my head!
turbohann: dude, like, horizontaly on top of
someone in the crowd?
PAUL: I ALSO DONT WANT TO APPEAR LIKE A SORT
OF OH YOU KNOW ERM CRAP CELEB....U KNOW WOT
I MEAN
Rattus: with a bit of luck I will be there
round that thime
turbohann: *thoughts ticking*
stevewritteninred: How did it feel when Big
Thing Coming charted Paul
[Thu Mar 18 21:54:55 GMT+01:00 2004] Ruth:
homicidal
Phil J: Oh, just sussed the graphic thing
from the beginning! (Sorry Paul, it's taken
me this long to get it!)
hey ruth you're missing all the fun!
Karen: u wouldn't to us cos we're all
obsessive about youse all anyway!
PAUL: BTC WAS AWESOME.......SOME OF US HAVE
WORKED FOR 14 YEARS FOR THAT
Phil J: Ruthie, Ruthie, Give us all a
smile!!!!!
Eddy Burnel2: see what you mean, maybe at
the end of the gig then, you JJ and Baz
could slap our heads a bit!
Karen: 14 years?
chezza: well, you really do deserve the
success.
PAUL: YEAH IF U LIKE MATE
Phil J: Must be great being the 'new' boy an
all that !!! (Tee-Hee) ONLY JOKING!!!!!
Mabus: LBV any single details please?
turbohann: karen, when did you join this
chat? i havent said hello to you yet, have
i?
Paul you deserve it!
stevewritteninred: After all the tick you
have had from certain quarters you must have
been well made up
PAUL: THANK YOU AND SO DO YOU ALL
4 mins left :-(
PAUL: ERM YEAH STEVE U WOULD B RIGHT THERE
turbohann: do you think they would slap us
around?
Deadly Doug Ellis: Is Trevor Dawk still
around?
HB: I was really pleased for you when BTC
charted after some of the crap youv'e had to
take over the years.
Mabus: Do u have any left over songs from
Norfolk Coast?
Rattus: 5 min and youre almost Dead
turbohann: that would make some people's
days, being slapped around by JJ and
bazzaaaaa
Rattus: sorry just listening at the song
Phil J: Baz is a big softy! (Dont tell him I
said that tho ... !)
turbohann: i mean, not me, myself personally
stevewritteninred: Long Black Veil has been
playlisted from next Monday on radio 2...an
even bigger hit than BTC on the way?
so hows fulham doing these days...dare i
ask?
Eddy Burnel2: 5 Minutes, now that you're
well versed in French, how about going "Si
je les trouves" for the 5 mins finale???
baz a gib softy?????
turbohann: dude, who's in fulham?
turbohann: thats near where i live
[Thu Mar 18 21:57:53 GMT+01:00 2004] Ruth0:
bloody persistent
turbohann: oh the soccer club, go for
everton, mate
PAUL: MAKE IT 5 AND WELL UH....I DO THAT
SOMETIMES ED
PAUL: FFC RULE
chezza: Do you still get time to go to the
football Paul or too busy :-(? have u won
anything lately?
Rattus: Stranglers rule
Ruth0: sorry about this paul. not very
professional
PAUL: TOO BUSY AT THE
MO.........................STARTED ON JAN 25
TIL LAST MON!!!
stevewritteninred: Did you get to the Man
Utd Fulham cup game on the day of the
Manchester gig
turbohann: dude, yeah, youse are soooo
unprofessional talking about footy and
strabglers on a faith band site hosted chat
Phil J: Don't fret Ruth .... look on it as
the comedy aspect of the evening!
turbohann: shame on youse all
Eddy Burnel2: or have a go with La Folie!!
turbohann: paul, i hear you have side
projects, one being the faith band?
PAUL: OOH
PAUL: F... O...
Phil J: Quickly Paul ..... Faithband plans
for the next 12 months......
turbohann: is it anything like faithless?
do you still see john ellis at all?
PAUL: R U ANYTHING LIKE A *******
Eddy Burnel2: Paul, do you or the rest of
the band read the post on Jims Punk Forums??
turbohann: as if they would
PAUL: NO JON 4 ME
turbohann: they dont wanna hear about tits
all day long
PAUL: DUNNO......................
turbohann: tits and my teenage girlfriend
[Thu Mar 18 22:00:30 GMT+01:00 2004] chez
has no profile.
Ruth0: next 12 months paul
turbohann: who has the biggest tits
PAUL: ERM WE HAVE DVD....CD...AND LIVE WORK
ON THE HORIZON....WHEN WE CAN REACH IT !!!
Ruth0: hannah.....behave
turbohann: and whose girlfriend is the
youngest and who vomitted first at the last
footy match
turbohann: dude, i hear this way too often
turbohann: usually much louder, harder and
faster
Ruth0: i wonder why
Phil J: can't wait! :0)
Mabus: Jonathan Ross.........Date??
turbohann: what? isnt he married?
ruth how did that poll owrk out?
turbohann: who has a date with him>
paul thanks for the webchat and ruth for
setting it up!
stevewritteninred: did you and JJ escape in
one piece from the clutches of Loriane Kelly
on GMTV
chez: Can' wait for the CDs DVDs and gigs.
Hopefully I can get ove rfor them.
Phil J: Is Ruth still here???????
Ruth0: lots of people want rereleases.
Pressure him;0)))
turbohann: dude, did youse all ROOT her in
the green room?
PAUL: OK THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I HAVE TO
GO.....THANKS FROM ALL THE BAND FOR YOUR
CONTINUING DEVOTION AND SEE YOU ALL SOON
turbohann: devotion
Ruth0: coward
turbohann: like a locomotion
Eddy Burnel2: Nice one Paul, all the best!
turbohann: have a good meal
Phil J: ALL THE BEST MATE!!!!!!!! CU / SPEAK
SOON!!!!
Jill: cheers Paul, love you!
Rattus: See you in Holland and belium
byeee paul see you next week!!!
chez: bye Paul see you in berlin
orelia: orelia cheers paul
belium?
Karen: bye
HB: Cheers Paul
turbohann: see you in gerrmnay, france,
hollanf and belgiu,m
PAUL: THANK YOU RUTH AND PAUL FOR BEING SO
HELPFUL TOO AND DOING A FAB JOB
Deadly Doug Ellis: cheers mucker
Rattus: Belgium
Phil J: Ruthie!!!! Will Email or call 2moz!
PAUL: C U HANN
turbohann: or you might hear me first
Ruth0: bye paul
Ruth0: and thanks
PAUL: TAKE CARE ALL
YOU.....................XXXXXXXXX
Phil J: Chez!!!!! CU SOON TOO!
oh hes gone sigh..
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